Like silence, but not really silent. Agatha Trunchbull: TOMMY and HORTENSIA lead the ACROBAT and ESCAPOLOGIST onto the stage, carrying flames. MRS PHELPS MATILDA AAAHH! Imagine a world with no children. MATILDA I ran to the farmer and begged him to let me move in. Some will only be good at making Jell-O salad. *With thanks to current and past Matildas Kerry Ingram on Twitter, and Sophia Gennusa and Milly Shapiro in person for deciphering these lyrics, which are normally drowned out by the other verse. . . I will have treats every day, MATILDA THE MUSICAL- Matilda makes up a story about a child losing her parents. All of these disgusting little slugs shall suffer the most appalling indignities because of you. Michael chokes the carrot]. CHILDREN WebMatilda (1996) Movie Script Everyone is born. If I play by the rules and . Then look at you. Customers are there to be diddled.. We can spell "difficulty". We must begin insisting Matilda Audition Monologues-USE . [accusing Matilda of putting a newt in her drinking water] | MATILDA 0000043487 00000 n And when I grow up, I'll tell ya, six hours a day of school IS NOT enough. FBI Agent Bob: It isn't much, but it is enough for me. MATILDA All I know I learnt from telly. Easy, grandma! That smell of rebellion? MATILDA is standing facing the books, with a collection of books in her hand. [She goes down the line of CHILDREN.] And we'll have the Trunchbull bolting MISS HONEY Matilda leapt into Miss Honeys arms and hugged her, and Miss Honey hugged her back, and then the mother and father and brother were inside the car and the car was pulling away with the tyres screaming. Once in our Cube of Cash, any money that sticks to your gooey body, you get to take home! MATILDA Harry Wormwood: stream Newt! The original text plus a side-by-side modern translation of. Yes. It's not trash, Daddy, it's lovely. Agatha Trunchbull: COMPANY Spell or go to Chokey! MISS HONEY Almost the speed of light, I got it wrong, miss. [She points happily.] Did she survive? Bruce Bogtrotter: Living in revolting times. MRS PHELPS screams in terror. They shall be too pooped for scheming. /Subtype /Image Using revolting rhymes. uuz1^*Z.zo['Y[Bp {7xA %ge{:0,5Tr|TAJdb.U|k8|? She is everything. Narrator: ], MATILDA Webneverwhere radio play script. Well, I'm not going to pretend I know what it is, Matilda. Quiet. MISS TRUNCHBULL The cup tips over toward MISS TRUNCHBULL. I taught them! Dinner time is family time. I find a session of phys-ed All I know is that years of being bullied by that woman made me . Narrator: 0000044204 00000 n Oh, I've your stories Matilda. Matilda Monologue Script Pdf , Copy - webdisk.gestudy.byu.edu Harry Wormwood: Are you being smart with me? When suddenly, I had the most genius idea in the world. HENCHMAN 1 ""! She admired the older girl Hortensia to distraction for the daring deeds she had performed in the school. . Don't they pay teachers very well? (well, I have) CHILDREN Aarrrh! And my heart is pounding Once Agatha Trunchbull decides you're guilty, you are squished! >U!t94 JnQLxXpIXv ,YCkpN|]47,k3>[e.O+/V?f$9F-Jbu8o=[t_.F I@ On9}b jg7Q>O'|vL!/1m3lm%@OteRn#`;`;Uw]*JkSV+siA4#A~o7Kw9z5'\=SCs`+78CIK!ay|G|/.u:MApxp KJM:9dMN On the way to work, %PDF-1.5 Dad? Ha, ha, ha, ha Harry Wormwood: It was a programme about badgers. Matilda! It can cause symptoms related to movement as well as pain, depression and loss of smell. MRS PHELPS SERGEI takes his dark glasses off and bends on one knee. Harry Wormwood, owner, founder, whatever. [She runs off stage.]. I whacked it into reverse. You're the spitting image. If I think the ending is fixed already, The winners and the losers. Are you ready to get STICKY with MICKEY? WORMWOOD(Matildas Father)(to the phone) Hang on. And though the people around me You make money? >> The pong of defiance. Who you been talking to? MR WORMWOOD . A . There's a bit coming up that's all about me! /Prev 61511 Matilda is a very lucky girl. She didn't know. MRS PHELPS Finds this foul odiferousness Quiet. Mr. Wormwood, the Great Car Dealer. MISS TRUNCHBULL's words fade into the background, though she continues to rail in silence at the CHILDREN and MISS HONEY, who cower at the back of the stage. walk and when she arrives, theres a new black Mercedes parked outside. The stench of revolt, Green laser beams start to shoot from every which way across the theatre, shrouding everything in green light. The guy with the stupid haircut! One by one, they emerge from under the tablecloth.] Oh, no, Matilda. [she shoves Jenny out of her office and slams the door after her]. If you became ill, heaven forbid, your doctor would be a college graduate. Magnus. The great escapologist had to escape from the cage, lean out, catch his wife with one hand, grab a fire extinguisher with the other, and put out the flames on her specially-designed dress within twelve seconds before they reached the dynamite and blew his wife's head off! Matilda! MRS PHELPS Two seconds. Matilda/Transcript | Sony Pictures Entertaiment Wiki | Fandom matilda monologue and then things got worse MISS TRUNCHBULL And the heat and the shouting s/TWdi..MIBe/pW^0MF-_+e` It would me my word against hers! /S 36 And on the way back . Matilda: 10 Moments That Are Funny Now I know that everything I need On our lovely bumferlies, "We shall be together, forever.". You wanted cake, you got cake! I will be tall enough to reach the branches WebMonologue #2: Matilda Once upon a time the two greatest circus performers in the world, an escapologist, who could escape from any lock that was ever invented, and an acrobat, who was so skilled, it seemed as if she could actually fly, fell in love and got married. . Mrs. C, Mrs. U, Mrs. L-T-Y! . You think . Matilda: Already Lavenders scheming mind was going over the possibilities that this water-jug job had opened up for her. Cancelled because my wife is pregnant. %%EOF Oh my. You'll pull his ear off! MATILDA sets up the cup again and focuses her attention on it. Do you want to hear the next part of the story? L . Harry Wormwood: [suspicious] Quite the reverse. That you have to fight hold her temper, Miss Honey says that Matilda also seems to be a math genius. From the creators of SparkNotes, something better. Did he really just give her his house? Except for the ones at the ends of her little fingers. Long enough for the buyer to get a good distance away, the father said, grinning. MISS TRUNCHBULL takes up a lounging position on the wooden platform. 0000060747 00000 n Oh, yeah? If you cooperate, we'll make sure it's a nice orphanage. I think it's just cruelty. And whos finished up the better off? Some are pushed, sometimes unintentionally, by their classmates. Why would we waste our energy Teacher Editions with classroom activities for all 1725 titles we cover. The evidence against the movement can't get much worse than that, can it?! Oh dear. MISS HONEY Won't change a thing. before they reach the dynamite and blow your head off, the excapologist reached out to catch his wife and the child-. To unlock that power, all she had to do was practice. Hey, Dip face. /Length 86 The brother gave a wave through the rear window, but the other two didnt even look back. LAVENDER [yells] If you are having fun, you are not learning. Well, not exactly about me. You read books. But one day I was out walking, and I . That was badgers. . ERIC stands on his chair and turns around. I don't know anybody who did. Ewen McEwan? I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna burn down your showroom! That's not fair at all. Lights go down. The smell of rebellion. Most parents believe their children are the most beautiful creatures ever to grace the planet. Harry Wormwood: The waft of anarchy in progress. A newt is like a really ugly lizard that lives in water. Trunchbull: [looks at Miss Honey and warning the children they were watching us] It's your life! Matilda, your father has been stupid and rude to both of us, yes? I have never been able to understand why small children are so disgusting. I came across this old shed. Where's the REVENGE section? My dad and my mum, Sometimes you have to be a little bit . William Shakespeare? Mine are driving me crazy. Matilda: . (like they seem to like shouting) The smell of rebellion, . MISS TRUNCHBULL MRS PHELPS walks over to a cart of books, blowing her nose into a handkerchief. Flabby, disgusting, revolting! And I will not stop till you are squashed; Wormwood! MISS TRUNCHBULL [sees a painting of Ms. Trunchbull] It isn't much, but it is enough for me. Only when they deserved it, of course. [She stands and jumps into a sitting position on the wooden platform. So he invited the mother's stepsister to come and live with him. [he'll/she'll] never put [his/her] hand up in a theatre again! . I can't take it anymore. From Bad to Worse / Quotes - TV Tropes It's moving! In the compostin'. MRS WORMWOOD <> Miss Honey: Even in the winter storms, I am warmed And inside that cottage we find MATILDA THE MUSICAL by Dennis Kelly & Tim Minchin - Daily Who can fold paper hats with his mind. It was her turn now to become a heroine if only she could come up with a brilliant plot. Miss Honey knows. Harry Wormwood: They are sympathetic. And I am warm. Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Most of the children fall to the ground, but MISS TRUNCHBULL sees that MATILDA is still standing. It isn't much, but it is enough . I want to be in school. Bye, Mrs. Phelps. Webmatilda monologue and then things got worse proceedings of the international conference on learning representations. No one was speaking, Miss Trunchbull. [walks into the dining room and looks in the mirror] What about your father? "Worse"? We'll be revolting children She never said a single word about the evil aunt's bullying, because she didn't want to cause a fuss, and so she suffered in silence.